This Week In Sports 5 (ramblings of the esquire)

HITTER OF THE WEEK - Jayson Werth
.360 avg, 1.407 ops, 6 Rs, 4 HRs, 9 RBI, 1 SB

PITCHER OF THE WEEK - Jake Peavy
15 IP, 17 Ks, 2 Ws, 1.20 era, 0.53 whip, 17.00 k/bb

Week 5 Top Players

C - John Buck

1B - Joey Votto

2B - Rickie Weeks

3B - Kevin Youkilis

SS - Hanley Ramirez

MI - Jose Reyes

CI - Nick Swisher

OF - Aaron Rowand, Jayson Werth, Ryan Braun, Alex Rios

SP - Jake Peavy, Dallas Braden, Scott Baker, John Lester, Ubaldo Jimenez

RP - Tyler Clippard, Brian Wilson,  Neftali Feliz

Week 5 Statistical Leaders

Runs - Ryan Braun (12)

HR - Jayson Werth & John Buck (4)

RBI - Aaron Rowand (11)

SB - Juan Pierre & Elvis Andrus (5)

AVG - Andrew McCutchen (.625)

OPS - Andrew McCutchen (1.604)

Wins - Tyler Clippard (3)

Ks - Tim Lincecum (21)

Saves - Neftali Feliz (4)

ERA - Jamie Moyer (0.00, 9ip)

WHIP - Jamie Moyer (0.22)

K/BB - Jake Peavy (17.00) 

Esquire's Week 5 MLB Power Rankings

1. New York Yankees

2. Tampa Bay Rays 

3. Philadelphia Phillies

4. St. Louis Cardinals 

5. Minnesota Twins

6. San Diego Padres  

7. San Francisco Giants

8. Texas Rangers

9. Toronto Blue Jays

10. Colorado Rockies

I apologize for only getting up 2 columns this week. It is always my goal to get up 4 on a weekly basis but this week I moved in to my new apartment in Center City in Phila. It's awesome, come visit me. As always, thanks for taking the time to read, and now, on to the week in sports followed by my favorite pictures and favorite videos of the week.

This week in sports we learned that even Dallas Braden can be perfect one day in his life.....oh, and I'm guessing A-Rod knows who he is now if he didn't before, the Phoenix Suns are a legitimate title contender, Rajon Rondo has the talent level to be the league's best point guard, Brian Cushing like everyone else from USC is a BIG cheater and will be losing his Defensive Rookie of the Year award, Lebron's elbow is probably better than everyone made it out to be while his teammates are probably worse than they were made out to be, Albert Haynesworth is hated not only by every offensive lineman in the league but also every one of his teammates, Tiger isn't anywhere near 100% yet, Dwight and the Orlando Magic may actually be the team to beat this June, the Hawks are pretty pathetic, the Celtics have some fight left in 'em, D-Wade's wife is gettin' arrested for not showing up to the divorce proceedings, Ken Griffey Jr. sleeps through games....his own team's games, Starlin Castro is the coolest name in sports, and the Mayweather - Pacquiao fight is happening but for $50 million plus each - who the fuck didn't know that?

Pictures Of The Week

Ironman 2 was just average at best, but she is certainly not!!

Why fuck up an amazingly hot body with all these ridiculous tattoos? Ehh, what am I saying, any guy would gladly do her anyway 

 Even if it's not July 4th, it's always nice to be patriotic

Every college guy's favorite poster to hang in his dormroom

Now this restaurant has the right idea of good service!

Cum guzzling urinals, gotta love it

My new cleaning staff hard at work

Spring breakers are the best people on earth, you can't tell me otherwise

Haha, bet ya wish you stopped lookin' after the last one

Videos Of The Week

Lebron can't block every single shot. He does try though

White people absolutely should not dance, especially when surrounded by mostly all blacks who actually have rhythm. Oh, not a bad dunk either. 

First rule of fighting - don't try to jump kick people in the head if you do not know how to jump kick

Thanks to Andy Shore for this one, hilarious!

I really don't know what's funnier, the wobbling model or the newscasters who can't stop laughing at her

Awesome new song by B.O.B. and Hayley Williams