This Week In Sports 6 (ramblings of the esquire)

-Yea, yea, I know I've used her once before, but can you really blame me for wanting to use her again? I wish I could "use" her again and again and again but I'm quite sure my girlfriend wouldn't go for that. 


HITTER OF THE WEEK - Jose Bautista 
.444 avg, 1.676 ops, 8 Rs, 4 HRs, 8 RBI

PITCHER OF THE WEEK - Chad Billingsley 
12.2 IP, 13 Ks, 2 Ws, 1.42 era, 0.95 whip, 2.60 k/bb

Week 6 Top Players

C - Miguel Olivo

1B - Tory Glaus

2B - Martin Prado

3B - Jose Bautista

SS - Christian Guzman

MI - Dan Uggla

CI - Ryan Zimmerman

OF - Shane Victorino, Cody Ross, Brennan Boesch, Bobby Abreu

SP - Chad Billingsley, Joel Pineiro, Tommy Hanson, Jake Westbrook, Johnny Cueto, Ricky Romero

RP - Leo Nunez, Jonathon Broxton, Jose Valverde

Week 6 Statistical Leaders

Runs - Shane Victorino, etc. (8)

HR - Jose Bautista & Russell Branyan (4)

RBI - Martin Prado (11)

SB - Bobby Abreu, etc. (3)

AVG - Ryan Ludwick (.500, 22ab's)

OPS - Luke Scott (1.524, 20ab's)

Wins - Tim Hudson, etc. (2)

Ks - Tommy Hanson (18)

Saves - Leo Nunez & Jon Broxton (4)

ERA - Joel Pineiro (0.00, 15ip)

WHIP - Mat Latos & Johnny Cueto (0.11, 9ip)

K/BB - James Shields (INF, 10k's) 

Esquire's Week 6 MLB Power Rankings

1. Tampa Bay Rays       (26-11, 2nd)

2. Philadelphia Phillies  (23-13, 3rd)

3. New York Yankees    (24-13, 1st)    

4. Minnesota Twins        (23-14, 4th)

5. Los Angeles Dodgers (20-17, NR)
6. Detroit Tigers              (22-16, NR)

7. San Francisco Giants  (21-15, 7th)

8. Cincinnati Reds          (21-16, NR)

9. Toronto Blue Jays      (23-16, 9th)

10. Florida Marlins         (20-18, NR)

As always, thanks for taking the time to read, and now, on to the week in sports followed by my favorite pictures and favorite videos of the week.

This week in sports we learned that having the best player on the planet doesn't always mean you have the best team, hockey is kinda fun sometimes even if you're a normal American like me, Canadians are prone to injury when playing basketball but thankfully Steve Nash is tough enough to play through it, the LA Dodgers are finally over the divorce of their parents, The Cincinnati Reds (like i said in my preview) are here to stay, the Padres are probably not, the A's are most definitely not, Bynum's knee is worse than people are letting on, the Celtics ain't dead....yet, the Spurs 100% are, the Flyers are miraculous, the Bruins are too......but in a completely different kind of way, Germany's World Cup hopes are over - ha fuck them, Pat the Bat is now Pat the Guy Who Will Be Banging Tons Of Girls Across Rural America While Playing In The Minors, horse racing became so irrelevant that I not only didn't bet on Preakness but I didn't even realize it happened until 5 hours after the race was over, Sports Illustrated's Peter King believes that the Green Bay Packers are the NFL's best team, and Sports Illustrated's Peter King is currently on vacation with Ricky Williams in the tropics with immense amounts of medical marijuana. Ok, well that last part probably isn't true. But it definitely might be. 

Pictures Of The Week

The girl I will be requesting as my nurse next time I am in need of a hospital visit

I don't even have an Asian fetish, they just keep finding me. Must be that Samurai magic or some shit

What's not to love about this picture? Great all around. Especially the fact that she's smiling and probably thinking, "It's usually more salty and warmer."

Normal girls who are this hot have such an advantage in life. Like being able to wear dumb ass burberry earmuffs when it's hot outside and no one caring cause they can't stop staring at the rest of her. 

Then you have the ones like her who are either in porn already or about to be in the next 6 months. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

Is anyone out there willing to bet me that she's not a high priced escort? Anyone? I'll give 5-1 odds. 10-1 odds. Yea, didn't think so. It's kinda obvious. 

If I met her in this way, I would like to think I would say this. "Nice headlights. On the car I mean. Ha who am I kidding, we both know I meant you."  

Biker crews are pretty ugly awful people. But they do play fun games it looks like. 



Run away winner for t-shirt I would most like to see worn by a hot girl at a bar. 



Ben Roethlisberger's next victim. You know there will be one. 




Doesn't she look a little too wholesome to be wearing this shirt? 



Just what this bitch needed, another fuckin chicken nugget.




I guess you gotta respect a father who's not afraid to show the children which one he likes the least. 

Videos Of The Week

Fat girls should not ride fake bulls......or anyone for that matter

No one ever said Germans were the brightest people around

Title speaks for itself

Very good possibility this girl could actually be dead

Stupid videos






God damn that's gotta hurt

Stupid videos