Sports and Shit: This Week In Sports 3 (ramblings of the esquire)

HITTER OF THE WEEK - Kendry Morales

.542 avg, 1.509 ops, 7 Rs, 3 HRs, 10 RBI, 0 SB

PITCHER OF THE WEEK - John Danks

21 IP, 21 Ks, 2 Ws, 1.29 era, 0.86 whip, 3.50 k/bb

Week 3 Top Players

C - Kurt Suzuki

1B - Kendry Morales

2B - Kelly Johnson

3B - Mark Reynolds

SS - Ryan Theriot

MI - Robinson Cano

CI - Paul Konerko

OF - Ryan Braun, Colby Rasmus, Michael Bourn, Carl Crawford

SP - John Danks, Brandon Morrow, Mike Pelfrey, Brad Penny, David Price

RP - Francisco Rodriguez, Matt Capps, Matt Lindstrom

Week 3 Statistical Leaders

Runs - tie: Utley, Kemp, Span (8)

HR - Chase Utley (5)

RBI - Shin-Soo Choo (11)

SB - Andrew McCutchen (5)

AVG - Shin-Soo Choo (.579)

OPS - Shin-Soo Choo (1.891)

Wins - Brad Penny, etc. (2)

Ks - Brandon Morrow (16)

Saves - Matt Lindstrom (4)

ERA - Mike Pelfrey (0.00)

WHIP - Phil Hughes (0.41)

K/BB - Ricky Nolasco (INF)

Esquire's Week 2 MLB Power Rankings

1. Tampa Bay Rays

2. Minnesota Twins

3. New York Yankees

4. St. Louis Cardinals

5. Philadelphia Phillies

6. Oakland Athletics

7. Florida Marlins

8. San Francisco

9. San Diego Padres

10. Colorado Rockies

Thanks for taking the time to read, and now, on to the week in sports followed by my favorite pictures of the week and favorite videos of the week.

This week in sports we learned that the NFL Draft works pretty damn well with the new 3-day format, Ryan Howard can now afford about 100,000 high class escorts, King James is actually beatable in the playoffs (for a game at least) even though he's averaging almost a triple-double, Tim Tebow was worth a shot in the first round, Jimmy Clausen was not, Colt McCoy most definitely was not, the Thunder are so far ahead of the learning curve they're like the nerdy douchebag who gets A's in every class in high school - but in a very good way if you can understand that ha, Mark Teixeira still blows and it's almost May, I was right by predicting Jamal Crawford would win 6th Man of the Year, the NFL desperately needs a rookie salary scale, Phil Jackson doesn't give a shit what David Stern thinks, Lance Berkman must be a God because the Houston Astros have the league's best record since his return, Scott Skiles must be an amazing coach because his Bucks keep winning despite the loss of Bogut, the Rays are the MLB's best team, the Orioles are the worst, Pete Carroll knows as well as I do that Taylor Mays will be terrible in the NFL, and unfortunately Roy Halladay is human after all.

Pictures Of The Week

There's something about the mixture of the boobs, the face, the eyes, the camera, the lingerie, and the cross that just screams - "I don't have high self esteem and I'm here for the taking." You gotta love girls like that

Definitely fake. Definitely don't give a shit. Definitely can't stop staring.

Personally I've always been into brunettes, and I'm now taken, but if I met her at the right time I'm guessin' she may have been able to change my mind

If this picture doesn't scream, "I'm a fake blonde Italian ho-bag who has a rich daddy and desires all the attention I can get," then for the life of me I don't know what does

It's good to be the King of Gainesville. "BIG things" come with that title. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he finds a few more in Denver.

Is this real?? If it is, it's fuckin' awesome. Better question - When's the last time you think he's seen his penis under that large roll of Sumo Fat?

Videos Of The Week

NO ONE slams it home like my man The Akron Hammer

Haha. I don't care about the NHL, and Ovechkin is a piece of shit, but this shit is hilarious

This is what you get for living in Pittsburgh

The best part of this is that the kid does not have even 1 friend around to help him. Where did he go once he figured out how to actually put the sandal on?

Who knew Chan Ho Park was such a comedian?

I'm hung up on this one. Would she make it easier to work out because she would inspire you, or harder to work out cause you can't stop staring at her (and kept needing to "sit down for a second")??? I'm thinkin' the latter.